A human of very low standing who when presented with any obstacle will simply roll over and throw a tantrum.
Such persons are usually to be found stacking trolleys in supermarket car parks or trying to unravel cable resembling a pterodactyls nest.
The lowest of the low
Such persons are usually to be found stacking trolleys in supermarket car parks or trying to unravel cable resembling a pterodactyls nest.
The lowest of the low
Look at the state of that over there John!!! That's a terrible state to let yourself get in to.
No, no Dave. That's a Fibre Cunt. Stay well clear of it
No, no Dave. That's a Fibre Cunt. Stay well clear of it
by assmasta March 31, 2017
Get the fibre cunt mug.A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.
Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.
They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.
They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.
They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.
The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.
A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.
They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.
They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.
They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.
They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.
The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.
A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.
They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"
Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."
Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"
Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."
Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"
Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
by Captain_Captain September 10, 2022
Get the Fat cunt mug.by Steviedie August 10, 2016
Get the Cunt boulder mug.Derogatory term for a female of questionable class and morals and personality. Cunt indicates she is very unlikable, and trash describes her as low class, dirty, or skanky.
When we first met I thought she was ok, but after I discovered that she banged a guy in a bar last night for a bag of weed, I realized that she is nothing but stupid cunt trash.
by JeffroDoe September 12, 2015
Get the cunt trash mug.An Australian term for any cunt who's a muppet.
Or for non-australians: Any annoying person who's also pretty stupid
Or for non-australians: Any annoying person who's also pretty stupid
Davo: Fuck Jazlyn's come up to me 5 times today asking how to tie a pair of shoes
Bazza: Jesus, what a cunt muppet
Bazza: Jesus, what a cunt muppet
by OrganicGodSlayer February 7, 2023
Get the Cunt Muppet mug.Every time I walk my daughter to the bus stop this porch cunt at the corner yell random shit. It's amazing how those porch cunts have nothing better to do than yell at people. Why are those porch cunts such dirt squirrels?
by Weeki June 3, 2015
Get the Porch Cunt mug.Bro1: "Dude Matt must be on his man-period...and he smells horrible"
Bro2: "Yeah...He's being such a sludge cunt"
Bro2: "Yeah...He's being such a sludge cunt"
by ncboy421 November 16, 2011
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