Jordan Williams

likes the seahawks, fortnite, and austin

hi there Jordan Williams

by st jacobi January 17, 2020

William John Mallabone

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.

Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.

by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021

Atwill Williams

Film director from Chicago

Atwill Williams made the Maywood Documentary that went viral.

by Atwill December 28, 2020

window-williams

Term with dual meanings coined back in the early 1980's to describe "peeping toms"(1) and their objects of obsession (2). The term originated when a boy named Jon Williams became obsessed with spying on women who resided in beachside communities, and when a young sun goddess who realized she was the object of a "window-williams" began orchestrating "shows" for him which quickly led him to addiction, drove him crazy, and resulted in the boy's recurring stints in jail and rehabilitation centers. Hence, a female described as a "window-williams" is that rare female who men can become so addicted to that they lose their minds over her.

Several fictional books have been written about this true account of the original window-williams voyeur but with certain names, dates, and locations changed.

Definition 1-
"Don't talk to him, he's a window-williams. All he wants is to find out where you live so he can get his rocks off from spying on you."

Definition 2 (most commonly used)-
"Man, he dated a hot window-williams chic and hasn't been the same since."

by TurnThePage May 17, 2010

Brian Williams

He is the best person in the world. He makes you laugh and always makes you happy. He can make your day better by simply walking into the room. He is an amazing friend and just an all around good person. He is really cute, and if you are ever lucky enough to be his girlfriend, friend, or whatever, you should keep him forever.

I like Brian, Brian Williams.
Well then ask him out, he likes you too you know.

by Brian Wiilliams November 7, 2020

William

William is a sweet loving guy, but sometimes he wants to be on his own because he has a really soft heart, his life isn't perfect yet he still has a smile on his face no matter what, he is husband material he can cook and clean , and I guarantee he is trying to get fit and stay in shape at the moment, he just needs love and affection but he says DTB for life everyday.

"Hey William you good? "
yea *smiles* (he ain't good)

by CockroachLicker69 November 27, 2021

William

Sometimes described as humphrey b bear for lack of pants and unusual sounding voice. Often very loud and gets on the meth frequently. Extremley sexist and touches small boys on the train.

WILLIAM. come here and suck it out of my tiny puss hole you verman.

by Realrealdeal November 10, 2025