Walk of Shame

When you walk back to work after forgetting something because you were in a rush to leave work in the first place.

Supervisor: “You’re still here!? I thought you left x minutes ago!”

Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”

Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*

by JusticeIsBlind February 13, 2020

Walking the monkey

Another definition of masturbation or beating your meat

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy

by IBleachedMyEyes February 24, 2020

walking like weinstein

The gait employed by a person who has shit their pants...or just about to

Jesu Christ, that curry had me walking like Weinstein

by Scratchy McBastard February 24, 2020

Corona Walk

Going for a walk and staying at least 6 feet away from others.

We went on a Corona Walk today.

Girl, I wouldn't be caught corona walking with you!

by McKeiser March 24, 2020

bald walk

the act of walking dank to flex on them haters

I finna bald walk.

by tjobree May 12, 2020

a walk in the bank

Khalifa your a dumbass

Khalifa doesn’t know what a phrase is so he took a walk in the bank

by Hoke616 May 16, 2020

Walk softly but carry a big stick

Theodore Roosevelt's way of saying do everything carefully,but always keep the strap

Michael might act timid,but he's not scared to pack heat (i.e.,walk softly but carry a big stick)

by Nowthatsepic May 19, 2020