black vagina

A vagina so big you can enter it without hitting either side.

I had sex with Tracy, but she had a black vagina. I could have parked my car in there if I wanted to.

by Bambi eyes April 12, 2014

Stunt Vagina

Sexual device for men resembling a prosthetic vagina.

fade in....bedroom scene.....husband rolls over and rubs wife's ass....wife is about to feign headache when she remembers she bought a new stunt vagina for "Moments just like these"........cut to wife smiling while husband snoozes with shit eating grin...."Thanks Stunt Vagina"

by UrbanDEV July 27, 2010

vegan vagina

a clean vagina it is sexy only because of the fact that the owner is vegan

ezra: should i smash?
nick: yeah bro heard she got a vegan vagina.
ezra: hell yeah im definately hitting that!

by ilovee June 9, 2017

tight vagina

same thing as tight pussy

1. she has such a tight vagina that even a pencil dick won't fit in it

by Dakota'sgirlfriend April 19, 2015

big vagina

When a man has no courage, plays unmanly sports, wears head and arm sweat bands, and is pretty much a huge pussy douchebag.

Kareana: "Greg plays soccer... what a big vagina"
Rebekah: "oh my gosh what do you mean?"
Kareana: "Nevermind he is hot anyways"

by Greg Thompson 2 April 29, 2008

athletes vagina

The result of getting toe-fucked by someone with athletes foot. Can be cured with "Foot Powder" that comes in a cream.

My athletes vagina is really acting up today. So much itching and burning. Why did i let that football player toe me?

by Aubadarea February 12, 2008

purple vagina

lots of pain caused by not finishing what one started

Eliana: he fell asleep with his fingers inside me, it was the worst case of purple vagina i've ever experianced

by Eliana June 4, 2005