Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

Ur Mom

What I had sexual interactions with last night

Me and ur mom were doing it last night

by Jonah Not Johnathan May 12, 2022

Ur mom

One hot whore

Bro ur mom tho

by Rdfhcefh June 5, 2021

fuck ur steak

have sex with the sexiest thickest girl EVER

go fuck ur steak dude she is horny
i will bro

by julifuckingjoybitches July 22, 2017

Ur local milf fucker

Ur local milf fucker also known as Ashe. This bitch hunts all the milfs and fucks the shit outta them.

Yo did you hear about 'Ur local milf fucker'?
Yea, they fucked my mom

by Taylor_trap June 27, 2021

capitão urs

A very strong and handsome penguin, usually trying to deal with the Fakeurs

OMG! Gustavo is capitão urs!

by Morpheus16282 November 20, 2022

ur way scared

too pussy.

Person 1: I dare you to kill yourself.
Person 2: no way i'm going to do that!
Person 1: lol gg ur way scared.

by urwayscared November 15, 2018