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Kentucky Uncle

When a man is brushing his teeth while taking a shower and the paste drops down and lands on ones meatus causing a stinging sensation.
I was trying to get a head start to my day by brushing my teeth in the shower and accidentally gave myself a Kentucky Uncle.
by Kentucky uncle Kenny April 2, 2022
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darsins uncle

his name is oz
omg i know the darsins uncle
by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022
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creepy uncle stalins death fridge

the fridge that shot me with 152mm anal penetration
creepy uncle stalins death fridge Its pretty self explanatory dumbass
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bill uncle cord

that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth
Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already
by d0nj June 15, 2022
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Blakes Uncle

Blakes Uncle is aamong us ussy imposter who eats da cupcakes, also, i go to the homeless shelter and * *** * **
Blakes uncle is hella sus
by Blakes Uncle August 12, 2022
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Gran-Uncle

that country nigga that has a nephew thats older than him that have produce offspring, related to old man baby
i pulled up to my great-grandma house to find my Gran-uncle bumping some Theodis Ealey - Stand Up In It, this country ass nigga
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Dutch Uncle

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
by TacoDaav August 31, 2022
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