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walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on
Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but I had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!
by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018
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walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.
The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.
by I know write five December 11, 2024
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Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?

Can't the person/people in question act normal/appropriate?
Man 01 (to Man 02): Hey, Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?
Man 02: That's what I'm saying, I mean it's absolutely reprehensible behaviour on their part!
by Toni Bobbins September 20, 2023
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podcast walk

pretending to go for a run, but actually just listening to podcasts outside
I put on my workout clothes to go running, but ended up only going for a podcast walk listenig to this week's This American Life.
by iamtheword March 26, 2017
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Walking pineapple

It means you're an idiot human being who lives in this lonely place called Earth.
by The Lost Mist February 15, 2022
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Fudge Walking

Hey Kodey! You fudge walking???
by Ashmainboi29 August 30, 2022
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Walking bucket

When a person is so good at basketball, that anytime they touch the ball they are guaranteed to score on you
Jaden is such a walking bucket, look at him score on E!!
by Jaden Budwine February 29, 2024
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