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vaginal fluid on the brain 

on a certain day of the week (mostly on mondays) someone might feel retarded or simply stupid. Some beleive it is caused by vaginal fluid that may be in the brain. It is normally caused by fatigue or mostly a hangover.
"holly shit today i had at least 87% vaginal fluid on the brain!"

how come?

"its a monday u fuckin retard"
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Visiting the neighbor 

when your balls rest in your butt crack while lying down on your back
while i was relaxing my balls were visiting the neighbor

Star vs the forces of evil 

An anime show disguise as a typical cartoon. It involves a 14 yo princess named Star Butterfly who was sent to Earth in order to mend her reckless behavior and to control her magic. She had a crush on Marco Diaz, a playboy who later forms a harem including Star herself, Jackie who is his crush, Janna who is a creepy stalker who obsess with Marco, and Heckapoo who traps him 16 years in her dimension for some reason. And then there are magical girls shooting spells by chanting some weird incantations involving ponies and rainbows, some dark moments with royalties in Mewnie, and a kawaii fucking character who is overly friendly and possibly does not exist in real life, or else she would be called a hyperactive ADHD maniac.

Let's face it, this show consist of every single stereotypes of anime (except for the creepy ass sexualizations of minors). The audience of the shows are either fourth-graders who think that they are born to be princesses, or some neckbeards who haven't showered for a week and have body pillows in his room.
Hey dude, have you watched Star vs the forces of evil yet?

You mean the show where everyone keeps worshipping Star as their waifu? And then weebs watch it like anime? No thanks, I'm full of weird ass shits already

vote off the show 

a collective effort by one's closest friend to convince one to dump a poorly performing significant other, esp. in lesbian relationships.
we repeatedly harassed _____ about that stank triflin nasty nogood bizatch and finally she was voted off the show.
vote off the show by rusty March 20, 2004

the reason you're not vegetarian 

bacon....

:)
"On Pinterest it has this screenshot saying the definition of bacon and I thought it was funny."
"K, what is it?"
"Bacon is the reason I'm not a vegetarian...."
"Nice. BTW, That joke is sooooo old."

the reason you're not vegetarian--------- bacon

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder 

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder
I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder. Also I pee on cats