steamy wank

The act where someone wanks so hard all the blood goes to their penis and the friction causes it to heat then boil eventually meaning your penis explodes

You going out tonight ? Person 2
Nah I'm now infertile - Person 1
How? - Person 2
Had a steamy wank - Person 1

by Lostmevirginitybeforemedad November 17, 2013

Steampunk

a fan of punk music, locked in a sauna

Bob is a punk, Bob is locked in a sauna, he really is a steampunk

by ph3n0m August 30, 2019

stealing steam

same as stealing thunder; stealing a girl from a person even though that girl is not actually his.

Oh Lawdz you're stealing steam, GET BLASTED!!!

by dafista July 12, 2009

african steamer

pooping in your hand than slowly rub it on your partner's face than laugh at her

dude last night i had to shit bad while having sex with my girlfriend so i gave her an african steamer.

by ballsack35 September 9, 2013

Steamed Ham

Being completely and utterly drunk to the point where you can't move and have to be carried places..

Holy shit man, I was a complete steamed ham last night..

by TaayBiy October 26, 2008

Vanilla Steamer

The art of taking a shit on your partners chest the ejaculating on it the rubbing it around so that the shit and jizz fuses so it has a whitish hint.

Boy: How do you want it?

Girl: I want a Vanilla Steamer baby!

by Apollo Henderson March 18, 2008

Steamer

a large soft creamy like poo left on the seat of a toilet in a NOCO express.

My friends and i were angry with a store worker at NOCO so we left a steamer on the toilet seat.

by anusol September 16, 2005