shit dick

1)One whos penis shows the remnants of fecal matter due to previous rectal encounters with another male. 2)One who is, or show features of a gay person. 3)General insult.

1)I see that shit dick come out of the gay bar every friday night! 2)Stop acting like such a shit dick! 3)Get out of my face shit dick!

by flyboy_21 March 16, 2003

Shit from Shinola

This word is used to describe not understanding or knowing what is going on.

Teacher: What is 4+9/2

Student: Ask someone else, i don't know shit from shinola.

by Eerad June 14, 2011

Shit Beard

Self-explanatory - a beard-like coating of shit around one's chin and cheeks; usually self-induced

After Bobby chili dogged her, she shovelled it up into a shit beard and grinned.

by Tee Tee May 21, 2005

shit texting

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

by jbuw April 25, 2008

shit arse

Can be used instead of Damn. Offensive saying.

The video didn't come on. Shit Arse!!!!

by Steve Clatworthy February 25, 2005

shit block

When you are at work and you are taking a shit and another co-worker walks in the restroom and notices the locked stall door and walks right back out.

"I was taking a shit and Aaron took one step in the restroom and walked right back out."

"Yeah dude, thats called a shit block"

by Lewy23 April 22, 2008

Shit and Run

A Shit and Run is when someone takes a shit and leaves it in the toilet for the next person to find unexpectedly. It happened to me after school today and I was pretty pissed.

Mikey likes to shit and run.

by Jimmythefish150 April 7, 2009