salad no nuts

This is the insulting term you call some dude who is acting real tough but you know that he is a total coward. He is soft like a salad and also has no hard crunch that nuts can provide in a salad.

Steve: "Now, shut your mouth before I do! Come at me, bro!"
Greg: "Fuck you, Steve! I ain't afraid of you! Salad no nuts! Yeah, that's what I said - SALAD NO NUTS!"
Steve: "I'm sorry, man. Please be my friend."

by von groovy July 8, 2024

homeboy salad

Another word for ejaculate or semen, can also be used to describe a group of degenerate friends

My mom’s gooch smells like homeboy salad

by Brokengps July 11, 2024

Toss the salad

Tossing the salad is licking and munching on one’s butthole, basically a rimjob.

Joan: “I gotta eat something soon. No wonder why I’m so tiny.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”

by rosenovarocks July 21, 2024

Sweep Salad

When you sweep someone in a series of 2k so badly, they are forced to eat a salad for the entire week.

Erlind hit Nic with the sweep salad after Erlind’s Knicks swept Nic’s warriors in 4 games.

by Slangleewang August 3, 2024

trauma salad

A game you play with a friend or two and you record yourself on video taking turns pouring candy into a giant bowl while explaining a story about a true traumatic event. One story per bag of candy. The goal is to see how big the salad can go and you eat it at the end to celebrate healing.

Let's make a trauma salad and post it on tiktok.

by Joy Rising August 11, 2024

Word Salad Tosser

Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.

Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!

by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024

Salad Tossed

Typically a Canadian saying to indicate you have received a new haircut.

Hey Bob, looks like you got your salad tossed! Looks great!

Hey honey, I am just going to get my salad tossed. Do you need anything from the grocery store on the way back?

by Canuckle January 18, 2023