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bit the shit

died,expired--expirenced death
medical phrase: What happened to the patient in room 216?, I head he bit the shit last night.
by vernon dutton January 20, 2004
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Fucking Shit

Something to say when "shit" can't cut it when you're very angry and agitated to the point of busting that piece of fucking shit.

"Motherfucking piece of shit" is a more powerful phrase to say when you are EXTREMELY pissed off.
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ah shit

A reactionary phrase for when something happens that is devestating, suprising, or accidental.
Everyone jumps out a yells SURPRISE at a surprise party!;
"Ah shit! You guys really got me!"

You accidentally drive on wet pavement;
"Ah shit my tires are stuck!"

A girl farts during sex;
"Ah shit! that is raw!"
by Chrissssssssss May 6, 2008
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gay shit

An act or a comment by a person that has queer tendencies, but is not necessarily performed by a homosexual.
Person 1: I enjoy this visa checkcard commercial, its pretty funny.
Person 2: Gay Shit!
by Taxtrip December 6, 2006
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that gay shit

Something us Homosexuals need after being around ignorant straight people all day
“Hey are you doing all right?”
“No, I really need some of that gay shit once I get home. I visited the hallways of my middle school from last year.”
by BimRallen February 17, 2018
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jack shit

A term used to describe a lack of anything.
I ain't got jack shit to do. You don't have jack shit. I don't owe you jack shit!
by Carter SN October 2, 2005
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Shit Attack

when you feel very uncomfortable in your lower intestine, after an hour or so of farting and discomfort you shit your brains out. result: feeling very uncertain while shitting meaning you think you may throw up but you are not sure while filling your toilet with diarrhea. also if you shit long enough you asshole will feel like its on fire for roughly 15 mins.
the best way to make the feeling go away it just shit it all out.
it happens to everyone and its about to happen to me....
example: eating bad food or foods that dont mix. your body is able to digest them expect they come out in liquid form. it hurts for a long time before you actually shit. during that duration you have loud and stinky farts.
its called a shit attack because of the diarrhea that spews from the asshole
this all is sadly happing to me now and i know what im in for.

to prevent this eat bread with your meals to make nice solid and smooth shits lol. also don't eat old food or mix things like only chocolate and water on an empty stomach.

it happens to everyone once in a while
by Usmik674 February 9, 2009
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