teenage mutant ninja nigga

1) Carlo

2) A really hyper active Asian who jumps off walls, eats rice, goes crazy, practices ninjitsu, listens to rap music, or is the Shiznit.

That Teenage Mutatant Ninja Nigga ate my rice bowl!!

by Raven April 5, 2004

Uber Ninja Banana Skillz

Skillz that only a geneticly mutated banana that is trained in the wayz of the Ninjaz could have.

W00t.Look at those Uber Ninja Banana Skillz. I just pwned both their asses.

by Zak_the_N1NJ@ May 11, 2008

Solar-Powered Ninja Penguin

A Penguin that is Solar-Powered and just so happens to posess Ninja qualities.

see also:
Siamese Pygmy Pole-Vaulter

I have no example. I am writing stuff so the system will accept this.

by Berry April 13, 2005

teenage mutant ninja turtles

Best show in da frickin' world... About 4 turtles with deadly martial art weapons. Like Nunchuku, Bo staff, Sai and Katana. Pretty cool shite there man!
They, Liked pizza man. They also fought the almighty shredder!

TMNT! This best show in this frickin' world... Owns all those homo face shows now a days

So.. What da shell?

teenage mutant ninja turtles best show ever.. They could own Dragon ball Z and all those power rangers and that homo face ben 10 crap! Thats the facts jack..

by God321 December 27, 2006

The Great Ninja Pirate War

A war between pirates and ninjas will happen in 2006 and will end in 2067 with the ninjas defeating the pirates (comitting piracide). Then the ninjas will take over the world. This is called ninjapocalypse. Prepare for this war. Become a ninja.

The Great Ninja Pirate War will begin in March 2006!

by beattie April 11, 2005

Ninja Mistake

Something that a ninja might say whenever he miscalculates something and makes an error.

"Whoops. Ninja mistake."

by Deus September 9, 2004

Can't Cum Ninja Bailout

When your having sex with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can't cum. So, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant cum and towards your awesome ninja flip.

i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn't get off so i had to pull the can't cum ninja bailout

by just a little mah'gee September 20, 2011