Extreme greifer jesus 

If you thought greifer Jesus was bad image him on a oppressor mk2 shooting missiles at you every single time you go near him

You spawned extreme greifer Jesus how am I gonna get past there

Extreme greifer jesus by Oof Yeet the dumbass April 13, 2021

jumping jesus on a pogo stick 

Something that really catches your attention.

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, did you see that chicks nugs!"

jumping jesus on a pogo stick by sinner January 20, 2003

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land 

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

raptor jesus 

A meme that rose to fame when it was the 900,000th post on 4chan's /b/ (which now has over 40 million posts). Consists of a raptor's head crudely photoshopped onto a picture of Jesus.

Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins.

raptor jesus by adeb December 24, 2007

raptor jesus 

Just as jesus was the savior of man raptor jesus did the same for his dinosaur bretheren. See also denver the last dinosaur.

Man Bhudda could take raptor jesus!

raptor jesus by Drew Mcleod June 4, 2005

Tranny Jesus 

A Gay Icon that goes by the Pseudonym Conchita Wurst when not preaching to the masses. Closely related to Jesus Christ, the turn of the millenia jewish hippie socialist who taught people not to be assholes. Yet subsequently gets blamed for all the assholes who claim to follow him. Tranny Jesus is sometimes seen as offensive by people with no sense of humor, and homophobes.

I saw a Hottie down at Krispy Kreme, and Good Lord Tranny Jesus I nearly fainted.

Tranny Jesus by Slim Lyde-Prioleau November 6, 2014

Rappin' for Jesus 

this 2013 video was created on January 15. It shows what looks like a 90's video from a vs tape but theres a whole different story behind it. this video was supposedly made from brain spinney when he was in highschool. But thats just what they want you to believe in this viral meme. this video has a website link to a church. it said it has closed in 2004 but the site was made in 2013. the video uses a stock photo from 2012. theres no church by the name of what it says. on whitelist nobody is named the actors that were in the video. this was a planned viral hit.

anyways jesus christ is my n-

Rappin' for Jesus: am i real
person: no

Rappin' for Jesus by Know Your Memes December 5, 2019