In contrast to No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, the month of January is given to Jesus. All sexual acts must be committed under his watchful, sultry eyes, preferably with his divine image as inspiration.
"Hey dude, let's go watch some porn and jack off together!"
"No way dude, it's Just Jesus January. I only jack for Jesus."
OR
"Alright dude, but only if it has a scripturally accurate portrayal of Jesus in it. After all, it's Just Jesus January!"
"No way dude, it's Just Jesus January. I only jack for Jesus."
OR
"Alright dude, but only if it has a scripturally accurate portrayal of Jesus in it. After all, it's Just Jesus January!"
by Pseudonymous Smosh December 03, 2018
Expression of disbelief, shock or frustration, especially among older people in South Wales valleys.
by scruffbag December 07, 2006
Act of spotting a poorly-hidden recording video camera while a female is riding the male in the missionary position.
by GregH May 07, 2004
by megAn March 30, 2004
to pray or go to church.
by Jacob June 25, 2004
A phrase uttered out of disgust, surprise, awe, etc. Most likely coming about due to the popular idea of angels having wings and therefore having feathers. I'm pretty sure if Jesus had wings they'd be more like a bat's wing rather than feathery but whatever.
First heard on the Phil Hendrie Show by Pastor William Renick.
First heard on the Phil Hendrie Show by Pastor William Renick.
Tommy: How much to get my brakes fixed?
Mechanic: That's gonna run you 'bout $700.
Tommy: Sweet feathery Jesus!
Mechanic: That's gonna run you 'bout $700.
Tommy: Sweet feathery Jesus!
by Butt-nut April 27, 2007
When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't seem like you're breaking one of the commandments.
Someone that is supposed to be a Christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; "Jesus H. Christopherson!"
by auditus maximus June 21, 2005