Just Jesus January

In contrast to No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, the month of January is given to Jesus. All sexual acts must be committed under his watchful, sultry eyes, preferably with his divine image as inspiration.
"Hey dude, let's go watch some porn and jack off together!"

"No way dude, it's Just Jesus January. I only jack for Jesus."
OR

"Alright dude, but only if it has a scripturally accurate portrayal of Jesus in it. After all, it's Just Jesus January!"
by Pseudonymous Smosh December 03, 2018
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jesus nelly bells

Expression of disbelief, shock or frustration, especially among older people in South Wales valleys.
'Jesus nelly bells, I can't believe he missed that conversion!'
by scruffbag December 07, 2006
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Uh Oh Jesus

Act of spotting a poorly-hidden recording video camera while a female is riding the male in the missionary position.
Ronald: Why was Gabby crying in school today?
Seth: Ryan popped an "Uh Oh Jesus" on the bitch.
by GregH May 07, 2004
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jesus is my homeboy

catchy phrase on tshirts.

way of saying jesus is freakin rad.
by megAn March 30, 2004
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getting my jesus on

I was trying to get my jesus on when i suddenly noticed that the priest had man boobs
by Jacob June 25, 2004
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sweet feathery jesus

A phrase uttered out of disgust, surprise, awe, etc. Most likely coming about due to the popular idea of angels having wings and therefore having feathers. I'm pretty sure if Jesus had wings they'd be more like a bat's wing rather than feathery but whatever.

First heard on the Phil Hendrie Show by Pastor William Renick.

Tommy: How much to get my brakes fixed?
Mechanic: That's gonna run you 'bout $700.
Tommy: Sweet feathery Jesus!

by Butt-nut April 27, 2007
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Jesus H. Christopherson

When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't seem like you're breaking one of the commandments.
Someone that is supposed to be a Christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; "Jesus H. Christopherson!"
by auditus maximus June 21, 2005
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