Fry Fucker

Fry Fucker, A six foot five inches tall Jewish male with a nine inch cock of which is always erect, he has pubic hair nearly half the length of his shaft, he has not shaved in twenty seven years, thirty seven weeks, and four days. His pubes are singed and crispy, the hairs on his balls are completely deep fried. As his name suggests he fucks fries, he will stick his nine inch throbbing cock deep inside of your fryer baskets with no sign of displeasure nor pain. You can literally shoot this Jewish menace in the head and by tomorrow he will be back fucking your fries.

Frank: Yo jared who's that?
Jared: HOLY SHIT THATS THE FRY FUCKER!!!
Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jared: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by kromosome October 5, 2023

Fucker

It’s what your mom is

You are a stupid fucker

by xshmeat December 20, 2020

marvel a-fuckers

The avengers fucked up

The marvel a-fuckers fought their first bout with explosive diarrhea

by That feetus September 11, 2020

Little Fuckers

They are Tiny naked slippery babies that run all over your walls

That's it i'm going to catch those little fuckers that keep running all over my house

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

Breezy Mother Fucker

Someone who thinks they are better than every one else.

Person 1: You're a Fag and I'm better Than You!
Person 2: You're a Breezy Mother Fucker, Aren't Ya.

by sly5x5 May 3, 2014

cracked fucker

someone who has overdosed drugs and is actin a fool with they drunk ass

damn the hoe is one cracked fucker

by spriteuwulian November 22, 2021

Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016