asshole

An unpleasant person who thinks they're better than you in any way.

Wow, I showed him my picture and he said his was better. he's such an asshole.

by loli big boobs July 3, 2015

Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

by danasp_42 May 12, 2021

Asshole

Nasty

You’re a nasty asshole

by anonymous December 30, 2021

Asshole

1.The hole in your ass 2.Someone who is annoying/ignorant

Jesus Kyle, you're such an asshole!

by jesusleftthechat March 24, 2021

Asshole it forward

Someone takes something from you, you take something from someone else, and you reap it when the next guy you fucked over when he gets over when he returns the favor, since kindness is considered too easy by some.

Life is full of options, sometimes the asshole it forward option is the best option.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

Asshole

Men commonly named Andrew also known as “little impotent bitch”

Ugh this dude andrew fell asleep on me on one of our first dates... what an asshole! Should have known.

by Rosalie Collucci May 7, 2018

cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole

my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.

by an idiot :) September 16, 2021