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anal smashing

means to have your ass smashes hard, to have extremely rough aggressive anal sex, usually only tramp stamp type girls are okay with a total anal smashing doggy style because they know there pussy already no good no more.
I met a girl with a tramp stamp at the bar last night and she told me to give her a good hard anal smashing.
by nelly4alluhoes February 6, 2015
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Alaskan Anal

When a guy and a girl have buttsex in a very cold place, such as a freezer or antarctica.
Guy to friend: "dude you know that smokin hot girl Mary? We had Alaskan anal yesterday outside in the 19 degree weather... My dick practically froze inside her."
by Zooted696969 May 19, 2013
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anal asthma

i swear i didn't fart its just my anal asthma acting up again.
can you please pass me my anal inhaler?
by fuckherrightinthepussy69 August 11, 2014
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Anal Tally

The process in which one removes dingleberries. It can be used as (1) the act of removing or (2) the amount of dingleberries removed.
(1) My recent anal tally ripped out more hairs than when Kevin James got his back waxed in Hitch.

(2) My anal tally was higher than the number of particles in the given universe.
by jackenpop May 2, 2008
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anal douchecase

After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.
I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".

"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"
by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012
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anal butter

when you shit in someones ass. at least one must be male. a third person is optional. if there is a third person, he/she takes it up the ass while sucking one of the dicks. Kind of like an anal love triangle.
I me and madigan just made some anal butter.
by Mr Legend November 1, 2006
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reverse anal

after eating a big meal shit comes out of your ass. because anal sex requires something to go in the ass, reverse anal is something coming out.
jim i'll be right back i have to do reverse anal with my dinner
by jonathan smith October 21, 2005
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