Alaskan Anal

When a guy and a girl have buttsex in a very cold place, such as a freezer or antarctica.

Guy to friend: "dude you know that smokin hot girl Mary? We had Alaskan anal yesterday outside in the 19 degree weather... My dick practically froze inside her."

by Zooted696969 May 19, 2013

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anal smashing

means to have your ass smashes hard, to have extremely rough aggressive anal sex, usually only tramp stamp type girls are okay with a total anal smashing doggy style because they know there pussy already no good no more.

I met a girl with a tramp stamp at the bar last night and she told me to give her a good hard anal smashing.

by nelly4alluhoes February 6, 2015

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Anal Flare

A condition caused by ulcerative colitus whereby the anus and rectum become inflamed and irritated.

I couldn't get my cock in little Suzy's tight asshole because she had a raging case of anal flare.

by Anal Czar October 20, 2010

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anal-roll

when the anus becomes so loose that you can roll it into a swiss-roll stylie and slot it between bum-cheeks.

ah man, i was havin ragin bumsex last night, now i have an anal-roll

by boris jonny club August 18, 2011

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Anal Embroidery

Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.

Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!

by pixel135 May 27, 2013

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anal butter

when you shit in someones ass. at least one must be male. a third person is optional. if there is a third person, he/she takes it up the ass while sucking one of the dicks. Kind of like an anal love triangle.

I me and madigan just made some anal butter.

by Mr Legend November 1, 2006

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