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anal-roll

when the anus becomes so loose that you can roll it into a swiss-roll stylie and slot it between bum-cheeks.
ah man, i was havin ragin bumsex last night, now i have an anal-roll
by boris jonny club August 18, 2011
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Anal Flutter

A mental condition afflicting the Republican/Democratic parties and their nominees. A mental condition. In the head.
(According to Ralf Nader)
They're on their knees. They've got anal flutter
by Rudolf_the_Red November 3, 2008
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Anal Ventriloquist

A dude that won't own the mal effects of their own gaseous issue, instead they throw off on an unsuspecting innocent bystander.

The anal ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.

Anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the AV clamps his butt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.

" Jesus you stink, pass us the gas masks then piss off"

"Christ that's fucken rotten you're arse must be on fire, fuck off an decompose somewhere else"

However when detected the AV can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.
Fuck you man, I never farted it was your fatass brother he's always opnin hiz lunch and blamin others, he's a real anal ventriloquist.
by Dickshun January 5, 2013
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anal smashing

means to have your ass smashes hard, to have extremely rough aggressive anal sex, usually only tramp stamp type girls are okay with a total anal smashing doggy style because they know there pussy already no good no more.
I met a girl with a tramp stamp at the bar last night and she told me to give her a good hard anal smashing.
by nelly4alluhoes February 6, 2015
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Alaskan Anal

When a guy and a girl have buttsex in a very cold place, such as a freezer or antarctica.
Guy to friend: "dude you know that smokin hot girl Mary? We had Alaskan anal yesterday outside in the 19 degree weather... My dick practically froze inside her."
by Zooted696969 May 19, 2013
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anal butter

when you shit in someones ass. at least one must be male. a third person is optional. if there is a third person, he/she takes it up the ass while sucking one of the dicks. Kind of like an anal love triangle.
I me and madigan just made some anal butter.
by Mr Legend November 1, 2006
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reverse anal

after eating a big meal shit comes out of your ass. because anal sex requires something to go in the ass, reverse anal is something coming out.
jim i'll be right back i have to do reverse anal with my dinner
by jonathan smith October 21, 2005
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