Joe Finch

A short stunted little cunt with down syndrome and short man syndrome. Thinks he's well hard and his trim is fucking dreadful.

P.S. He has a non existent dick as well.

"OI IT'S THAT FUCKING ANNOYING KID WHO THINKS HE"S HARD!"
"IT MUST BE JOE FINCH!"

by bigbatty123 September 12, 2020

Sloppy joe

While in the midst of it, you ask preferably a female to lie on her side and shat. Once it starts coming out (approx 3 inches) you slam her butt cheeks together forming an ass hamburger. You then proceed to open the butt cheeks back up and eat it like a sloppy joe.

I told Steve his breath smelled like absolute shit to which he replied," no shit partner... I just ate a sloppy joe". Shitty bastard....

by Pirates booty April 6, 2017

Joe Galay

a funny dipshit that can't pull girls

Joe: Can I have your number
Girl: No because you are Joe Galay

by Harmbe_Lover May 5, 2017

socky joe

Very bad ass boy, better than socky dan of course. He's the smarter and stronger one of the bunch

Blue Z - Did you see how Socky Joe saved the world?
HippyBoi - Yeah it's dope, Dan also helped.
Blue Z - Oh yeah, forgot about Dan.

by Socky Joe November 23, 2017

joe grind

The man who takes care of your wife/girlfriend when you are at work or just not around when she needs you.

Mike: I'm going home early today.
Winston: Make sure you call first give Joe Grind enough time to leave.

by Stallion3725 September 5, 2016

Sloppy Joe

When you drop a deuce and your significant other uses the feces as lubricant to jack you off.

Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."

by Timmy 5 cocks December 27, 2016

Joe popp

Used to describe someone who likes to have as many friends as possible, but enjoys being alone. This person wishes to be invited to more activities, but he is too quiet to ask to come him or her self. Once this person wants to do something, he or she gets it done right away. This person also wants everyone to like him or her so he or she has as many friends as possible. Also, when he or she falls in a deep love, he or she will do anything to fulfill their vision of the future with them. This person tries to do everything right and will do anything to do it right. This person loves science with a burning passion.

Wow, you're such a Joe Popp and I find that quite interesting.

by Its fine January 5, 2017