Double Straight

Being so confident in your sexuality, that you fake being others just for fun, but also, to flex your ultra heterosexuality.

"Yo, did you hear about Todd?" "No what did he do?" "He got into Megan's sleepover, he convinced them he was gay." "Holy sh*t, that's double straight."

by sneakymanbeingsneaky December 27, 2019

Double Zapper

The electric feeling caused by inserting 2 fingers into the Anus while masturbating

Frank gave himself a good double zapper this morning and now his fingers smell like shit

by Smiffythegreat October 20, 2016

Double McRib

The act of a female eating one McRib sandwich, farting in the face of their partner performing oral sex on her, while eating a second McRib sandwich.

Mcribs are back. I can't wait to do a double McRib on you later.

by BZ31 December 6, 2020

double deaf

When a person ejaculates in both of their partner's ears, effectively making them deaf.

Person 1: Are you two really into all of that kinky shirt?
Person 2: Yeah man, she even let me double deaf her last night.

by Monjhall February 1, 2017

double scrot

This is done when one guy is kneeling down. Two other guys approach him on opposite sides and quietly walk up to him and shove their crotches in his face catching him off guard.

"I was stocking a bottom shelf at work today when Dean and Ted snuck up on me and give me a double scrot."

by Kaner April 7, 2008

Double track

Accidentally snorted two lines of cocaine at once. Derived from railway lines / rail roads / rail track

Oh shit! I just did a double track!

by Hashtagger January 1, 2011

double loafy

a loafy on top of a loafy

are you done in the bathroom I'm gonna have to do a double loafy

by Kritch May 13, 2005