turtling around

To move slowly or take forever to do something.

Omg, Abbie quit turtling around. Let's go!

by PandasBiscuit November 8, 2014

Turtle-Baiter

The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole

"Mate, Gary said he had a Turtle-Baiter in bed last night and he got some on the sheets"

by Flabanaga Noongah July 14, 2024

OG Turtle With God Ki

Beerus is fodder

OG Turtle With God Ki is fodder.

by Android-17-Bob May 7, 2018

turtles

i like turtles

turtles are pog

by defenitly not wesley December 2, 2020

holy yeet turtle

means you yeet a turtle

epic

"HOLY YEET TURTLE"

by ventron500 November 22, 2019

Jewish turtle neck

When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.

My girl was being a bitch so I gave her a Jewish turtle neck.

by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025

slumbering turtle

A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".

Please, don't put your fingers in my booty. I have a slumbering turtle. #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho October 8, 2016