Commonly known as "
Patrick" or "
Patricia" and sometimes "Patty", yet also known to have around 35,000 other aliases, Patrick "trailertrash" is the scourge of melodramatic.com
Aparently allergic to any attempts to improve his intelect, hygene, or social standings, Patrick revels in his low-class standing, as demonstrated by his posts, screen names, wall activity, and general existance.
Known enemies: everyone, excluding his make-believe pals.
Known lies: Every word that he misspells.
Known weaknesses: Being Ignored. Patrick is a true
attention whore - Even if it'
s negative attention, he'll eat it up
like a can of Viena sausages he found under his raggedy couch.
Appearance: After much psychological counceling, the only person to have witnessed the horific visage of Patrick and managed to recall the event says that it appeared as if "Someone had set his face on
fire and tried to put it out with a rake."
Warning: Despite his claims to the contrary, Patrick "trailertrash" is NOT an administrator, is not afiliated with the site in any support functionality, and cannot answer your questions truthfully. Avoid even reading his posts if you value your
IQ, or are under the age of
18.
