John Cleland

A racing driver who showed that he was going for first

"Im going for first says John Cleland"

by BringBackV8s June 23, 2022

john dinkleberry

Typically a very fast, sexy man who could tackle the economy, his blue hair makes even Theresa’s look awful

How sexy is john dinkleberry

by Nan slayers May 1, 2022

John's Why

A person who always fails at doing things right, pretty much a failure

My brother is such a John's Why at being good like me

by JohnWhy February 26, 2021

John Cena

Invisible

You can't see John Cena

by UltimateDoge August 1, 2022

Hand-john

Getting a handjob while shitting

Laura was so drunk she agreed to a hand-john

by Mapleleafsy July 7, 2014

john straube

the kinda guy who laughs at his own jokes but its ok because theyre funny

hes laughing so hard at his own joke, such a john straube

by meeshmeeshk October 21, 2022

John Reese

A certified badass. He is a kind, compassionate person when you know him, but he's done some terrible things that he wants to forget. He's protective of the innocent, and never tolerates wife abusers.

Spoiler - He also dies in the most badass way possible: filled with dozens of bullets and then getting blown up by a ballistic missile while saving the world

"That guy in the suit is kinda scary and whispers a lot, his name must be John Reese"

by Housel June 2, 2021