No. You're doing the same thing the religious are doing. You need my will to be contingent on YOUR will and you need to be able to avoid culpability in MY actions. Just as dishonest. Just as arbitrary.
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
 Get the Free willmug.
Get the Free willmug. When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
“Im going to do laundry”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024
 Get the theft of free willmug.
Get the theft of free willmug. From liver to pee, Palpatine will be free.
Also is a hilarious alternative to "Free Palestine" or "From river to sea, Palestine will be free" (both can get quite annoying when used way too much (same case with many other slogans to be fair), and the second one is just Antisemitic and calls for genocide of all Jews living in Israel) either as satire or as just a countering slogan.
Also is a hilarious alternative to "Free Palestine" or "From river to sea, Palestine will be free" (both can get quite annoying when used way too much (same case with many other slogans to be fair), and the second one is just Antisemitic and calls for genocide of all Jews living in Israel) either as satire or as just a countering slogan.
Person 1: From liver to pee, Palpatine and his kingdom will be free!
Person 2: Yes, free Palpatine and his kingdom! He did nothing wrong!
Another example:
Person 1: Emily | Lesbian | Feminist | ALT | BLM | KAM | ACAB | FREE PALPATINE 🇦🇪
Person 2: YAAAAS! FREE PALPATINE AND HIS KINGDOM! HE AND HIS KINGDOM MUST BE FREE! FROM LIVER TO PEE!
Person 2: Yes, free Palpatine and his kingdom! He did nothing wrong!
Another example:
Person 1: Emily | Lesbian | Feminist | ALT | BLM | KAM | ACAB | FREE PALPATINE 🇦🇪
Person 2: YAAAAS! FREE PALPATINE AND HIS KINGDOM! HE AND HIS KINGDOM MUST BE FREE! FROM LIVER TO PEE!
by Fuck Antisemitism February 27, 2024
 Get the Free Palpatinemug.
Get the Free Palpatinemug. A relationship mindset or status where emotional freedom, honesty, and personal growth are prioritized over control, secrecy, or performative connection. A cage-free person avoids manipulative dynamics, emotional entrapment, or cycles of withdrawal and reattachment. They seek open-hearted, non-coercive intimacy rooted in mutual respect, self-awareness, and clear boundaries.
We’re not labeling it yet, but it’s cage-free—just two people being honest, curious, and kind without pressure.
by Briton Phillip September 4, 2025
 Get the Cage-Freemug.
Get the Cage-Freemug. by Wise King Woo November 17, 2022
 Get the free the guymug.
Get the free the guymug. 90s game where you save Soda tabs for your crush, the corresponding letter gets the tab, and you get to hit it in return.
by Dirty Lamberti  July 20, 2024
 Get the Free fucksmug.
Get the Free fucksmug. To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.
Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"
by SMSgt P January 4, 2019
 Get the free ticket boothmug.
Get the free ticket boothmug.