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Blacktown Josh

A rather round bikie looking dude, balls the size of mangoes, The last man he fucked, was impregnated for 6 years. Doctors say their was enough sperm out of them nuts to build 300 tattooed pelicans exactly like him.
Don't blow in her, you have nuts like Blacktown Josh
by Philphilphilphil December 23, 2023
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Josh

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Josh Campbell

A josh Campbell is a very rare find.

An average 'annoying little cousin' type that has no idea just how weak they truly are.
The reason you don't see many josh Campbells in the wild is because literally anyone would have taken the honour and pleasure to bludgeon one to death using blunt force trauma.
Despite all of this, there are rare occasions where they can be kind little chaps and you'll want to appreciate them whilst they're still alive.
'My aunty just had a new baby!'
'What is their name?'
'Josh Campbell'
<<Go's and gets knife>>
by Nippy. May 19, 2022
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Josh merchant

Josh is a loving and caring jakeba that supports you whenever you need a wank x
by HughJass69_420 October 30, 2019
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Josh time

When you have no concept of time. Your friends make plans and you just arrive whenever, at least an hour plus late without a care in the world.
Nah he'll be here, he's just running on Josh time.
by TA Annabel Lee March 18, 2023
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Josh

I have a tiny penis -Josh
by Barracubama January 7, 2020
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Joshed

To say you’re going to show up for something and then ghost.
Hey man - you want to play Xbox in 20 minutes?
Yea!

20 minutes later... crickets...
You got Joshed
by MrNicks October 24, 2020
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