by JLlewJoyner April 2, 2020
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n. the use of your cat as a device for judging the approximate current temperature, as once perfectly illustrated in Patrick McDonnell's cartoon strip "Mutts"
by KitnWhiskers March 15, 2009
Get the cat thermometer mug.A (typically male) person that reads every future blog, technology blog, and probably every video game blog. A Future Cat truly believes that one day within the next 10-30 years man will answer to, or actually physically become robotic, as it is the next step in evolution. He believes people will be uploading their brain to a cloud (due to singularity, a concept made somewhat popular in the technology world by Vernor Vinge in 1993 ,and then reiterated by Ray Kurzweil in 2000) that will allow people to virtually live on, even after the Earth is uninhabitable.
Brandon: "Dude, stop working out, in 2025 we will be made out of nanobots. All we have to do is program our bodies to be fresh-to-death through the computer...and they will be."
Kyle: "Yeah, right! You're just a lazy future cat!"
Kyle: "Yeah, right! You're just a lazy future cat!"
by Jailhouse Nancy March 25, 2012
Get the Future Cat mug.It has been said that long, long ago, a young boy who was but only 9 years old, witness the gruesome and brutal murder of his beloved parents by the " Hell Hounds" an international street gang/mafia/bad guys...poor little boy found himself wondering on the lonely and terrifying streets.
When something....
Something unbelievable happened !!
A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.
9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.
...and so he did
When something....
Something unbelievable happened !!
A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.
9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.
...and so he did
Bad guy: Give me your money, jewelry and BBQ !
Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)
Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)
Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
by DannyRanDazzle September 23, 2011
Get the Cat ninja mug.Gucci Cat is a slang word that is more used than yeet. If you thought Gucci Cat was an animal than your stupid. Gucci Cats are mythological pokemans that look like pikahuans but not really.
by nykelouiswas_HERE June 8, 2019
Get the Gucci Cat mug.An alternative to traditional "sick days" when one is expected to be medically impaired. Cat Days are appropriate when an employee needs time away from work, but to take multiple naps, lay in the sun, and stretch frequently without exertion.
After 3 weeks of working on the project, I couldn't stand going back into the office; I had to take a Cat Day.
by JohnnyBmostlygood October 25, 2019
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