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Donkey Neck Combover

Did you hear that jeremys mother has a donkey neck combover
by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022
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Swamp donkey

A ratchet girl/woman who generally lives around Huntsville AL, that gives herself in trade for multiple things but usually illegal drugs. She is usually known for her scandalous ways and lack of morals. Unclean and looking unfortunate. Going from one guy to the next. Doing whatever for whatever.
Yesterday I saw a swamp donkey at papa David's house.
by BAMAbaby May 27, 2019
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donkey

a stupid yeaster that wants to be friends with shrek, but donkey is to ugly so he can't be one with shrek
urr look it da ugly donkey donker
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Swamp Donkey

A Woman who poses as a Friend but has no Idea how to be one. not very attractive, Homley, in manner of appearance and dress. Relates better to animals than human, usually posses for too many of them. Can be found living in her car or a friend of friends houses who have taken them in due to pitty. This is nomal for the animals and they will use your furniture as a cat scrach, care of their cat box is limited to brief moments of sobriety and your once clean home now will smell like a cat box WARNING IF you find your self in this position immediately contac the original person who introduced you and seek their assistance in immediate removal as it will take them and local law enforcement to do this , this person usually has an exaggerated level of confidence of self-worth ask for character references from people who have known her her whole life anything under 2 years doesn't qualify as a friend. Do not loan money to or assign yourself responsibility for any aspect of her existence and she does not pay her bills. She will steal from you and she cannot be left unattended in your home, enjoys going to thrift stores and will steal from these kinds of establishments. She accuses everyone around her for things that she has done has no domestication skills whatsoever , elderly posing as a healthcare worker and or animal groomer fails to possess any documentation or certification from any accredited school of nursing or health care. D
The dating Pool and friendship pool is at an all-time low you never told me she was a Swamp Donkey.
by brooksgirls3 March 8, 2024
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Donkey dick

A big ass 25 ounce beer that you chug. A big ass beer that will fade u tf up
Yo Brok can you pass me a donkey dick.

I’m going to shotgun this donkey dick.
by big tasty fuck ass June 10, 2020
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wonky donkey

That guy who gets the gang to stop playing CoD and to start playing fortnite.
by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020
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Swamp Donkey

A BBW girl who is unreliable and sloppy. She constantly does whatever it takes to make a buck or get a loan. Men use her as a dirty sex toyi.
Oh snap, that sex toyi is a swamp donkey.
by therealestgenius December 1, 2016
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