1. A completely idiotic person that doesn't know any better.

2. A person that is so crazy sexy that they don't need to impress anyone, and can wear such things as velcro shoes.

3. An old asian man that needs to be told how terrible those shoes really are... I mean COME ON!!

What the hell did you do that for? You know most of the time your a complete velcro-shoes special.

velcro-shoes special by Tha dingo July 31, 2009

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the apple bottom special

when a guy pops some baby powder on is sausage and testicles and leans back like hes about to play limbo and the girl gets on top of him and lets all her anger out on his powerpole the baby powder just simply softens the landing and cakes the cum leaving a wonderful sugercake for his lover.

he wants a cake and by god hes gonna give it to her.... ladies and gentlemen the apple bottom special.

the apple bottom special by summersausage August 30, 2010

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Hump Day HJ Special

The happy ending special. Do it yourself, and its half off. Only available at participating vendors. Cannot be combined with other promotions including, but not limited to Midnight Mouth tricks, Presidents Day Oral Office, St. Nicks White Christmas, The Turkey Roast and the bring your Daddy to work it day.

Oh Jeez, the Bone-in of the week sounds completely filling, but tell me about the Hump Day HJ Special... That sounds more up my alley!

Hump Day HJ Special by OOOOH, Its a Steeaaak! March 29, 2011

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Joey Special

Similar to the concept created by Joey Tribianni off the famous American comedy "Friends," the Joey Special is when one orders two pints at the bar.

"Joey Special please guvna!"
"Right away sir, just need to get 2 pint glasses"

Joey Special by Lagerman December 27, 2011

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