by NOT A SIMP - BREN IS November 2, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. A man who moves to shit hole high crime Tampa, leaving his family, his dreams, his goals, his boys all behind because his girl told him he has to!
by OfficialChi April 9, 2022
Get the Simpmug. 1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.
2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.
2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.
Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl
Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie
Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.
Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.
Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”
Two guys checking out a girl
Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie
Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.
Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.
Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”
by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020
Get the No simp shitmug. You would be a simp if you are caught giving your life savings to a girl who doesn't even like you or someone who doesn't even know you.
Giving Alinity all your money and expecting her to fuck you
Giving Alinity all your money and expecting her to fuck you
by Anti-simp101 May 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
by Normal alpha male July 7, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 