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Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible
dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!
by socksrocksocksrock March 21, 2010
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Socking

A cross between Docking and Sounding where one male sounds and then with another starts docking. As they interlock, the reed is shared between their urethras, making a more pleasureful experience.
"Do you think Jeff will ever stop glazing LeBron?"
"Of course not, he's probably imagining socking with LeBron as we speak, and I think I will too".
by MrPenisMan69 September 15, 2025
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dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.
"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."
by Freddie Mercy March 1, 2014
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Sock

Girl 1: I just got my tree

Girl 2: do you need a sock?
by Swagpwacherjeiej April 14, 2015
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sock mead

a type of fermented beverage made by inmates. Made from water, sugar and an old sock (for the yeast).

I just heard this today from a guy who works in a jail and a paramedic who were joking about the substances inmates come up with on their own.
"This guy was drunk off of sock mead."
by dori1977 December 12, 2012
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Sock muffle

The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up
Carl stop talking about your grandmother or I will fucking sock muffle you
by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024
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Cock Sock

Did you buy me my pack of cock socks for tonight?
by Phantom Coopcake December 13, 2018
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