Simp

A person giving everything they have to a girl with intention of having sex with her.

You are a simp for donating 1000$ to Pokimane and said, I'd like some bootie.

by 3aw4se5dr6ft7gy8hu9ij0se5dr6ft February 2, 2021

Simp-pusher

One who sits online attempting to shame/insult random men into rushing out and asking out every woman. Simp-pushers tend to troll men's channels and female dating coach channels, using slurs like "you must be gay". This is a primitive (albeit ineffective) attempt to make the man feel as if it is compulsory to date.

The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.

Simp-pusher: "Why aren't you asking out every woman you see and taking her on expensive dates? Are you gay?"
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".

by RoguePoster January 11, 2024

Gaben Simp

A Gaben Simp is someone who wants to play games on Steam but doesn't actually own them, when they are free on Epic Games he refuses to grab it.

Look Harvey is being a Gaben Simp again, what a fucking loser lol.

by Epic Games user July 10, 2020

simp

Super
Intense
Mincraft
Player

what can i say? im a simp

"IM A SIMP- SUPER INTENSE MINECRAFT PLAYER!!" said kid from mr.beast video

by cookie monster12 August 9, 2021

Simp

Someone Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

(Adj) - he’s a simp. Always idolizing mediocre pussy.

by Mm3464 February 21, 2021

Simp

Noun: A premature ejaculating beta male who is ashamed of his masculinity and regularly hen-pecked.

Richard: I cucked Dan last night.

Steve: What a simp.

Dan: Richard tried to cuck me last night but he couldn’t get hard.

Steve: What a simp.

by Heinrich Schenker November 28, 2020

simp

super in to mashed potatoes

person 1: are you like simp
person 2: yesss

by I-know-nothing September 11, 2020