Second hand porn

Porn that has been previously used by someone you know, which is then given or referred to you.

Neil: "Yo man, I jerked a big one to this girl that was Mexican or some kind of Spanish! You gotta peeps it!"

Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"

by MUSTANGSBLOW April 18, 2011

homodick tuna porn

A groupchat who are all One Direction fans who can't spell properly because they are illterate hoes. You can also call them for short hdtp which is the initials for the groupchat.

defined homodick tuna porn:
"Hey have you heard about that lit groupchat called hdtp?"

"Yes, I heard they are illterate hoes"

by homodicktp July 25, 2017

Horny Turtle Porn

Porn that is so slow its like a turtle making love with another but still makes you horny as babyeee

"Man"- Jesus christ almighty this is Horny Turtle porn!

"Woman"- I agree i think we should do it in slow motion dear

"Man"- Same Babe

"Woman"- Horny turtle porn here i come!

"Man"- Yeeee haaa

by Heather Wilson February 22, 2007

Porn Star Dimples

The dimples on a girls lower back. Usually indicates a great fuck. Can sometimes represent a nice ass.

Steve: Man, did you see that girls Porn Star Dimples?

Dan: Yea. What I wouldn't give to fuck her.

by z_trigger January 31, 2010

Body building porn

A type of porn that features body builders working out etc. to develope there muscles etc. and turns into an orgy etc.

He like body building porn.

by Judge dredd7 January 1, 2012

porn star nipples

Oversized nipples that are embarassing and/or could be seen on porn stars. However, the male sex often finds them quite attractive.

"At least you guys don't have PORN STAR NIPPLES," says Laura LeClaire.

by mary suck my titties May 24, 2006

National Porn Day

January 1st is the day that you watch a LOT of porn and beat your meat or rub your clit till you pass out.

Gina:I'm feeling sore from National Porn day.
Jarred:Need some help?

by Luigi Got Big Tiddies. December 14, 2019