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Ass Tax

The price levied upon a girlfriend/boyfriend with whom you share a dwelling but which he/she pays no bills.
Tom: "So does Shirley at least pay for the cable?"
Brian: "No...but I levied an ass tax last month."
by oberd September 25, 2008
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pepper ass

Pepper ass is that uncomfortable itchy feeling you get when you don't do a very good job of wiping your rear end. And you usually don't realize it till after you've completed the process in your down the road walking around a bit. It is basically a very itchy butt.
I have the worst case of pepper ass right now!
by Txsbears December 9, 2017
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Ass Makeup

The makeup typically used by female dance artists to cover imperfections on their buttocks. Also see Clown Crotch.
Ginger, "Candy, do you have anymore ass makeup for me? My butt is feeling extra pimply today."

Candy, "Sorry, I'm all out. I've been killing it today. Haven't you seen all the clown crotch walking around out there?"
by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011
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Ass Halo

The impression the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting for an extended period of time.
I sat on the can playing Tetris for so long that I have an ass halo.
by The Wicked Chica May 12, 2010
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Ass Soldier

A person who loves engaging in rim jobs.
Jarrod Michael Palmer is a total Ass soldier.
by Yomomma232 October 12, 2009
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Ass labia

A single flap found at the anus. Can be used to simulate a vagina. Commonly found in Brazil.
That Brazilian has flawless ass labia, made me forget she was a tranny.

Zoraida is going in for surgery tomorrow to get her ass labia removed.
by Standin69 July 7, 2010
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ass tips

Ass tips are also know as an alternative for a douche or butt plug.
1. Hey could you grab those ass tips and help me clean out my ass hole.
by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014
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