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Joe Moment

When someone is on a superior plane of existence and knows all there is to know about every topic imaginable.
Chase: Did you hear about what we're doing in PreCalc?
Joe: Bro! It's so ez! You're so dummy!
Chase: Okay, Joe Moment.
by Snow Owo April 4, 2020
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iPhone moment

when you are some where in the city, without wifi or an electronic device, and you need a certain piece of information that an iphone would allow you to find out from where you were.
Person A: Hey, what's the address of the place we are going again?

Person B: I don't know, how are we going to find it?!

A: Ummm... I guess we have to go all the way home and check on the computer, becuase neither of us have iPhones.

B: IPhone moment!
by sloipe December 29, 2011
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Beaker Moment

Named after the Muppet character Beaker, a Beaker Moment is a series of actions that a normally level headed individual will exhibit when reaching a heightened level of stress or agitation without being able to constructively control the outburst or by failing to seek assistance in dealing with an increasingly convoluted situation.

The end result can encompass adverse, out-of-character, uncontrolled outburst in the form of incoherent mutterings and sounds, accompanied by aggressive, multi-directional emails that incite and spin up other parties often spurring on inquisitive looks and head scratchings.

Ultimately a very uncharacteristic outburst of outright frustration, paranoia, and severe agitation.
"Joe, I need you to help Ryan control his outbursts. He got overwhelmed in a production meeting and had a Beaker Moment that got everyone's attention."
by HSecurity February 5, 2010
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kleenex moment

brb i need to have a kleenex moment

1- where's he gone?
2- i think he's gone to have a kleenex moment.
by pixie101 April 8, 2010
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Kingdom Moment

Cherished, rare times where there is peace and understanding among different people, often while enjoying a good meal.
Riders from all over the world felt the bond of brotherhood at the Tour De France awards banquet; it was a real kingdom moment.
by Jo LaGitane July 24, 2006
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fastidious moment

When you use a big word although you haven't any idea what it means, as Amy March does in Little Women.
My sister Amy has fastidious moments all the time. She's young, what can we do...
by PaoloK October 17, 2007
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Lifeguard moment

That moment when you notice people who should not have had kids but did anyways, and say "Hey! You! Out of the gene pool!"
"Oh my god, did you see that woman changing a diaper right in the middle of the Wal-mart?"
"Total lifeguard moment, right?"
by Faxus December 4, 2013
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