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alaskan hot pocket

shitting in an Eskimos ass and cumming on their ass after you shit in it
gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket
by Eric T. Mike S. September 9, 2010
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Hip Pocket Listing

Off-MLS or silent market real estate listings sold on the private market made popular by the website www.HipPocketz.com.
They decided to list their home as a hip pocket listing to attract a more exclusive pool of buyers.
by Real Estate Word Smith June 2, 2015
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alabama pocket dial

The act of putting your cell phone on vibrate and shoving it into a girls ass, calling it, and before it reaches voicemail she forces it out on your face
Dude I was with this girl and she gave the best Alabama pocket dial it only got to two rings
by Phil cobbler July 6, 2016
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Hot Pocket Straw

When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.
I gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.
by Kelskosh November 17, 2016
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Alabama Hot Pocket

An Alabama Hot Pocket is where one (Usually the male) Shits into the pussy before having sex.
Guy 1 : I heard Harrison gave Chloe an Alabama Hot Pocket
Guy 2 : Straight Legend
by ïïï March 11, 2019
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straight outta pocket

Commonly used in Tik Tok comments when someone says some original joke or line that nobody else in the comments used.
"@nmillz1 pack it up Jack Frost 🙄"

"STRAIGHT OUTTA POCKET JDJSKAJSJSJFUE"
by Da Tré October 10, 2020
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Ulladulla Snot Pocket

When a man takes their woman on a weekend away to Ulladulla, gets her to spread her legs while touching her toes then he blows a bush hanky into her pussy and fucks it.
Our weekend away was looking pretty bleak until he gave me an Ulladulla Snot Pocket.
by MushyPeasinaPod January 27, 2018
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