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I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu

I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.
Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
mugGet the I'm NoT tOuChInG yOumug.

You want me to be wrong and I'm not

Your entire reaction. And you understand my point to which is why you're stealing the core elements for yourself.
Hym "You want me to be wrong and I'm not! Your girlfriend would be happier with a fat cock. You wouldn't be successful with women without a fat cock (or an entire social system geared towards chaining one to you for life). Women are just fucking all of the fat cocks and everyone else has to have a relationship woth the leftovers. They'll always cheat. They'll never actually love you. Women AREN'T BETTER THEN MEN. Your economic success is trivial (Which is why bitch ass Kevin Samuels is dead) and you're not better than me. You're being given more credit that you deserve and denying people credit who ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. People ought to mirder you kids for how you are as a person."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
mugGet the You want me to be wrong and I'm notmug.

I'm stupid

Yes you are stupid. Lazy over weight type of stupid
Why did you searched up I'm stupid?
by Notmelol123 May 25, 2022
mugGet the I'm stupidmug.

gay i'm mom

"Gay I'm mom"
"I mean mom, I'm gay! God dammit I screw everything up!"
by no boii February 23, 2017
mugGet the gay i'm mommug.

I'm Singaporean

A sarcastic response to a false and or generally fucking stupid accusation

of any kind
Typically of political or racist varieties

Based on a genuine response from the CEO of TikTok Shou Zi Chew about alleged connections between ByteDance and the Chinese government brought up by US Senator Tom Cotton
Senator: Are you a Chinese Communist?

CEO: Senator, I'm Singaporean
by My Name Jeff but Epic March 19, 2024
mugGet the I'm Singaporeanmug.

I'm in!

Slang used by classless, low brow, ghetto male douchebags (usually brown people, but they don't have the monopoly on it) when a pretty woman (or let's face it, for these types of males, anything with two legs and a vagina) walks by to denote they would like to *checks notes* "tahp daht ayss"-have sexual intercourse with her, for those of you who don't speak Ebonics. Consent optional, of course.
Woman walks by
Brown person: I'm in!
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Woman makes Youtube video
Ghetto Trash commenter: I'm in!
by timberwolf0095 March 7, 2025
mugGet the I'm in!mug.

I'm not fucking with you

Just something to say when you're really fucking serious, not to be considered as sexual intercourse, Stirling you dumbfuck.
mugGet the I'm not fucking with youmug.

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