facebook foul

Committing a foul against the social unwritten rules of Facebook.com, including immediate responses, message/wall chatting and most importantly, facebook stalking.

Z: Dude, that girl just commented on my status after only 45 seconds

N: That was a facebook foul. She's creeper status.

by zahir0617 February 5, 2009

Facebook Creeper

a person (usually female) that keeps sending you friend requests even though they don't know you and you don't know them. Usually done in order to watch your comments in hopes that you'll say something about someone they know. Basically another word for a "snitch."

You: "Hey, you know Sally James? She keeps sending me Facebook friend requests."

Friend: "Nope, she is a Facebook Creeper. Whatever you do...don't add that Facebook snitch!"

by Coopy Cooper June 18, 2011

Facebook Doctor

A person, usually the tin foil hat or university of life type, who bases their medical opinions on minimal credibility sources on Facebook rather than listening to the advice of actual medical professionals.

They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.

I saw some dumbass facebook doctor saying masks were brought in so the government can control us

by FF29 October 13, 2020

Facebook Calendar

Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.

dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!

dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"

by ellare April 7, 2010

Take it to Facebook

When two separate parties make it a point to air out their grievances with one another via Facebook status updates.

Jessica was so mad that Kelly stole her paper and handed it in as her own so she decided to take it to Facebook and let everyone know that she was mad at Kelly for stealing her paper. Kelly then turned around and wrote that they both paid a third party to write the paper for both of them on her status update, discrediting Jessica's claim that it was her own paper. They continued insulting each other via status updates for the remainder of the week.

by Analogy Queen NJ March 3, 2010

Facebook Bunny

A Facebook bunny is a person (preferrably a hot female) who uses (or used) your facebook account to send or post "naughty" messages.

"So yeah Connie became my facebook bunny now because she used my facebook to send a message once."

by trojan_maximus October 17, 2009

Facebook Loiterer

Person who stays on or checks Facebook all day via computer or handheld device and likes and comments everything he sees on his News Feed.

Dude 1: Dude, if you go down my news feed and look at everyones status, John has liked and commented almost like 80% of everything on it.

Dude 2: Well yeah, ever since he got that new Itouch, he's turned into a Facebook Loiterer.

by gackslayer January 19, 2011