Committing a foul against the social unwritten rules of Facebook.com, including immediate responses, message/wall chatting and most importantly, facebook stalking.
Z: Dude, that girl just commented on my status after only 45 seconds
N: That was a facebook foul. She's creeper status.
N: That was a facebook foul. She's creeper status.
by zahir0617 February 5, 2009
Get the facebook foul mug.a person (usually female) that keeps sending you friend requests even though they don't know you and you don't know them. Usually done in order to watch your comments in hopes that you'll say something about someone they know. Basically another word for a "snitch."
You: "Hey, you know Sally James? She keeps sending me Facebook friend requests."
Friend: "Nope, she is a Facebook Creeper. Whatever you do...don't add that Facebook snitch!"
Friend: "Nope, she is a Facebook Creeper. Whatever you do...don't add that Facebook snitch!"
by Coopy Cooper June 18, 2011
Get the Facebook Creeper mug.A person, usually the tin foil hat or university of life type, who bases their medical opinions on minimal credibility sources on Facebook rather than listening to the advice of actual medical professionals.
They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.
They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.
by FF29 October 13, 2020
Get the Facebook Doctor mug.When your Newsfeed is spammed with duck faces, horse shit, and anal turd you don't care about from random motherfuckers you want to stab in the face, you commence the act of facebook cleansing. Inspired by Hitler himself, you create a list of individuals you wish to kill and a list of individuals who irritate you to an intolerable degree. Then you go to each one of these individuals walls, leave them the sincere, heartfelt message of "fuck you" and proceed to defriend them. After you have gone through your entire list of victims, you are left with close friends, funny douchebags, random hot chicks you stalk from time to time, and NO annoying, urine gargling, feces eating, child molesting, snot chewing, ass licking, piss drinking, vomit spitting, duck-faced, irritating shitbags you were stupid enough to add in the first place.
And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.
And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.
These motherfucking duck-faced bitches are starting to make me release anal fluids against my will. I'm going to do some facebook cleansing and then burn them alive.
by Boywithadick July 29, 2012
Get the Facebook Cleansing mug.Someone who thinks if all of their FB friends do not agree with all of their statuses, then they aren't real friends.
Girl: If you were a friend, then you would automatically be happy for me.
Guy: I didn't realize I had to be a Facebook Republican to comment on your status in disagreement.
Girl: I'm deleting you.
Guy: Oh. No. Please. Come back.
Guy: I didn't realize I had to be a Facebook Republican to comment on your status in disagreement.
Girl: I'm deleting you.
Guy: Oh. No. Please. Come back.
by Deadfella May 28, 2012
Get the Facebook Republican mug.Someone that will post, like, and comment in all the wrong places. They will never stop posting irrelevant shit that no one actually gives half a fuck about.
These types people are annoying to most of Facebook.
They demonstrate autism proficiently on a regular basis.
Their disease usually stems from a desire to be noticed and commended by others.
These types people are annoying to most of Facebook.
They demonstrate autism proficiently on a regular basis.
Their disease usually stems from a desire to be noticed and commended by others.
Person 1: Did you see Jerry posting all of those 'Like for a Like', 'Like for a rate' and 'Like for a tbh' last night?
Person 2: Yea, fucking attention seeking facebook weed
Person 2: Yea, fucking attention seeking facebook weed
by DJCitrix February 24, 2013
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