facebook foul

Committing a foul against the social unwritten rules of Facebook.com, including immediate responses, message/wall chatting and most importantly, facebook stalking.

Z: Dude, that girl just commented on my status after only 45 seconds

N: That was a facebook foul. She's creeper status.

by zahir0617 February 5, 2009

Facebook Creeper

a person (usually female) that keeps sending you friend requests even though they don't know you and you don't know them. Usually done in order to watch your comments in hopes that you'll say something about someone they know. Basically another word for a "snitch."

You: "Hey, you know Sally James? She keeps sending me Facebook friend requests."

Friend: "Nope, she is a Facebook Creeper. Whatever you do...don't add that Facebook snitch!"

by Coopy Cooper June 18, 2011

Facebook Doctor

A person, usually the tin foil hat or university of life type, who bases their medical opinions on minimal credibility sources on Facebook rather than listening to the advice of actual medical professionals.

They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.

I saw some dumbass facebook doctor saying masks were brought in so the government can control us

by FF29 October 13, 2020

Facebook Bunny

A Facebook bunny is a person (preferrably a hot female) who uses (or used) your facebook account to send or post "naughty" messages.

"So yeah Connie became my facebook bunny now because she used my facebook to send a message once."

by trojan_maximus October 17, 2009

Facebook Humping

When someone comments or likes any status on a specific persons facebook page. It is also common for the individual to tag them in any possible status of their own to get them to notice.

For the past few weeks Wanda has been Facebook humping Sand's page. She might as well just call him and get it over with.

by WBMike July 3, 2012

Facebook Loiterer

Person who stays on or checks Facebook all day via computer or handheld device and likes and comments everything he sees on his News Feed.

Dude 1: Dude, if you go down my news feed and look at everyones status, John has liked and commented almost like 80% of everything on it.

Dude 2: Well yeah, ever since he got that new Itouch, he's turned into a Facebook Loiterer.

by gackslayer January 19, 2011

Take it to Facebook

When two separate parties make it a point to air out their grievances with one another via Facebook status updates.

Jessica was so mad that Kelly stole her paper and handed it in as her own so she decided to take it to Facebook and let everyone know that she was mad at Kelly for stealing her paper. Kelly then turned around and wrote that they both paid a third party to write the paper for both of them on her status update, discrediting Jessica's claim that it was her own paper. They continued insulting each other via status updates for the remainder of the week.

by Analogy Queen NJ March 3, 2010