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Hip Dicking

Happens when you are fucking a girl whose hip pops in and out of the socket while she is riding him. It makes a noise like cracking your knuckles and it can be painful when your the guy is thrashing you.
I can´t walk, I got hip dicked last night.

I was banging my girl so hard that her hip dicking woke the neighbors.

To punish my girlfriend I hip dicked her.
by phat oreo February 14, 2009
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pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.
He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.
by bagitbabe May 15, 2008
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dick grabbler

Dick grabbler, often refers to the person who starts grabbing genitals or other sexual parts instead of focusing at whatever task is at hand.
No one can get their work done because Chris is always being a dick grabbler.

Man why did coach put that dick grabbler on the team.

Someone needs to put that dick grabbler in time out.
by juju the oracle January 15, 2014
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dick wrap

Toilet paper or tissue used to wrap up your dick after sex. It keeps your drawers from being soaked from ur own jizz.
After screwing that trick last night I went in her bathroom to get some tissue for a dick wrap.
by Cartright September 6, 2005
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Dick Mitten

adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.

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My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.
by David Williams September 12, 2005
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rat dick

a demeaning term used to describe someone whose penis size would otherwise be considered miniscule
Shut up rat dick!
Hey rat dick, go suck a nut you cockgobbler.
by Lee Boy March 9, 2003
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Dick Bush

1. Grandson of Dick Cheney and George Bush, destined to be a future U.S. President.

2. Slang for future Republican Presidential/VP tag teams.
Dick Bush will be our future President no matter how we vote.
by Ethan Hunt May 26, 2006
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