burn recovery bed

A specialized medical equipment designed to provide optimal care and comfort for patients recovering from burn injuries.

A burn recovery bed is better than my bed.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Belgian Burn

A sexual act in which a female partner partakes in coitus with a male partner, usually her cheating ex. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman pulls him out, takes a preheated waffle iron, and slams the erect penis shut between both sides, thereby providing the conclusive burn and eliminating any future relationship endeavors.

Guy #1: Why are you walking like a butthurt penguin?

Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!

Guy #1: What a bitch.

Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.

Guy #1: Anything else?

Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.

Guy #1: Okay.

by itsthatotherguy April 15, 2018

Burning bush

A ginger's pubic hair; a Fiery crotch; volcanic thunder from down under

Poor Sally. That ginger probably has the worst burning bush.

by Sassysally225 June 8, 2015

chris burns

The ultimate legend and has a way with lady's bur yet can also be kind and loving

Uno that kid chris burns he's a right legend

by SKINNY-C May 7, 2018

Breathing burning trees

Suffering because of someone else's actions. can also be used in past and present tense

"My boss gets on my nerves! Guess I'm stuck breathing burning trees until I get out of this job".

by CaptainHotPocket September 30, 2022

burn in purgatory

10x worse than "burn in hell"

john: i hate black people and they could suck my
me: BURN IN PURGATORY!

by im never using this account July 30, 2024

Burn Dog

Cigarette, smoking , having a cigarette especially when you are drunk and having a good time.

hey Megan, order me another vodka soda, I'm gonna step out for a burn dog.

by OkayRadd December 8, 2025