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Beat A Bludger

To masturbate

"Bludger" originates from the Harry Potter Novels
This hot girl just showed me her boobs so now im gonna go and

Beat A Bludger in the bathroom
by lordvoldemort87 November 11, 2013
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beat around the Busch

To be evasive when questioned as to whether you've been drinking, or when asked if you have an alcohol problem.
It's unfortunate dat da inebriated Ethan Couch wasn't pulled over prior to his crashing into those other vehicles, or said accident might never have happened, since da cop would have seen dat he was very definitely "half in da bag" and prevented him from driving any further... Ethan would likely have performed a classic "beat around the Busch" routine, though, if a cop had asked him if he'd "had a few" that night.
by QuacksO May 29, 2020
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beating some fish

Female masturbation. 'Fish' refers to the smell of an unwashed vagina.
"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."
by ProfitGeoff March 24, 2019
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Sack Beat

a Spoonerism of "back seat", referring to the act of "back seat gaming"
Twitch streamer: any sack beaters in the chat?
by baritzu September 23, 2023
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Beat It Out The Brain

F*ck her so good she contracts autism.
Micah: “Damn dude, your girl so dumb”
Sam: “Nah dude, i just beat it out the brain
by MDC03 January 1, 2021
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thumb beat

To beat someone with your thumb, only using your thumb and a whipping motion you hit them on the head.. or arm..Thumb beats are Dope.
Mike is on the back seat of the bus raises hit and and smacks cold on the head infront of him cole yells out nice thumb beat and returns the favor
by Aaron clark February 18, 2008
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beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.
I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.
by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016
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