i swear i didn't fart its just my anal asthma acting up again.
can you please pass me my anal inhaler?
can you please pass me my anal inhaler?
by fuckherrightinthepussy69 August 11, 2014
Get the anal asthmamug. A mental condition afflicting the Republican/Democratic parties and their nominees. A mental condition. In the head.
(According to Ralf Nader)
(According to Ralf Nader)
by Rudolf_the_Red November 3, 2008
Get the Anal Fluttermug. A dude that won't own the mal effects of their own gaseous issue, instead they throw off on an unsuspecting innocent bystander.
The anal ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.
Anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the AV clamps his butt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.
" Jesus you stink, pass us the gas masks then piss off"
"Christ that's fucken rotten you're arse must be on fire, fuck off an decompose somewhere else"
However when detected the AV can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.
The anal ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.
Anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the AV clamps his butt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.
" Jesus you stink, pass us the gas masks then piss off"
"Christ that's fucken rotten you're arse must be on fire, fuck off an decompose somewhere else"
However when detected the AV can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.
Fuck you man, I never farted it was your fatass brother he's always opnin hiz lunch and blamin others, he's a real anal ventriloquist.
by Dickshun January 5, 2013
Get the Anal Ventriloquistmug. The process in which one removes dingleberries. It can be used as (1) the act of removing or (2) the amount of dingleberries removed.
(1) My recent anal tally ripped out more hairs than when Kevin James got his back waxed in Hitch.
(2) My anal tally was higher than the number of particles in the given universe.
(2) My anal tally was higher than the number of particles in the given universe.
by jackenpop May 2, 2008
Get the Anal Tallymug. After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.
I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".
"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"
"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"
by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012
Get the anal douchecasemug. when you shit in someones ass. at least one must be male. a third person is optional. if there is a third person, he/she takes it up the ass while sucking one of the dicks. Kind of like an anal love triangle.
by Mr Legend November 1, 2006
Get the anal buttermug. after eating a big meal shit comes out of your ass. because anal sex requires something to go in the ass, reverse anal is something coming out.
by jonathan smith October 21, 2005
Get the reverse analmug.