Anal Tally

The process in which one removes dingleberries. It can be used as (1) the act of removing or (2) the amount of dingleberries removed.

(1) My recent anal tally ripped out more hairs than when Kevin James got his back waxed in Hitch.

(2) My anal tally was higher than the number of particles in the given universe.

by jackenpop May 2, 2008

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anal-roll

when the anus becomes so loose that you can roll it into a swiss-roll stylie and slot it between bum-cheeks.

ah man, i was havin ragin bumsex last night, now i have an anal-roll

by boris jonny club August 18, 2011

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Alaskan Anal

When a guy and a girl have buttsex in a very cold place, such as a freezer or antarctica.

Guy to friend: "dude you know that smokin hot girl Mary? We had Alaskan anal yesterday outside in the 19 degree weather... My dick practically froze inside her."

by Zooted696969 May 19, 2013

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anal asthma

an excuse for farting

i swear i didn't fart its just my anal asthma acting up again.
can you please pass me my anal inhaler?

by fuckherrightinthepussy69 August 11, 2014

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After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.

I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".

"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"

by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012

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anal butter

when you shit in someones ass. at least one must be male. a third person is optional. if there is a third person, he/she takes it up the ass while sucking one of the dicks. Kind of like an anal love triangle.

I me and madigan just made some anal butter.

by Mr Legend November 1, 2006

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