puddin stick

A dick that can't satisfy a woman or the dick can't get a woman off before himself.

Mike had a puddin stick last night!

by bnewcom October 3, 2013

Noob Stick

A tool used to educate, and reform noobs by bludgeoning them tell they know better. Usually a blunt object like a baseball bat with nails protruding from it, or wrapped in razor wire.

Learn to play before I beat you within an inch of your life with the noob stick!

by Saint of Games May 3, 2011

Cock-on-a-stick

I was really impressed to discover that someone else uses this excellent term. I use it as a 'mild' expletive when something happens that slightly annoys or frustrates me.

'You are joking, we haven't got another meeting tonight have we? What a cock-on-a-stick.'
'Cock-on-a-stick, where are my car keys?'

by The original faggot February 10, 2010

Wrinkly stick

An old man's penis.

I accidentally saw a wrinkly stick on the internet.

by The Ultimate Diabeetus July 27, 2014

drop a stick

to spit a long cigar-like turd out of your asshole

I drop a stick everyday.

by 85678945765946 January 11, 2009

dumb stick

A grass and brush cutting implement comprising a straight wooden handle about 3 to 4 feet long and a double edged serrated blade attached at one end of the handle with an asymmetrical yoke. In use, the blade is held close to and parallel with the ground and the implement is swung from side to side so that cutting occurs on each stroke.

"Cut them weeds with the dumb stick, boy!"

by weehawker January 7, 2009

Fusking stick

A stick used to fusk out squirrels from an unusually shaped oven.

Mabel! Could you please fetch my fusking stick, I can't seem to get out the latest batch of squirrels from our unusually shaped oven

by pimhole July 28, 2010