Old Man Walking

An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.

Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

walk the talk

1. Just because you can talk the walk doesn’t mean you can walk the talk
2. You can’t walk the walk if you walk the talk
3. If you talk the talk don’t even talk to me
4. Those who walk the talk know they can walk the talk

5. If you can’t walk the talk you’re a fucking peasant

Look I know you can talk the walk but it doesn’t mean you can walk the talk

by ASDFFDSA12344321 May 3, 2021

Walking the toddler

Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".

Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D

"Wow ,Susan (39) has a new bf, Tim(23), she's walking the toddler!!"

by Shawtys a 10 October 2, 2020

walking cruise ship

A really fat person who needs assistant to walk or do anything.

My friends grandma is a walking cruise ship

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.

Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.

by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025

walk it up

calm down or chill out

my friend was stressed out about his big game and I told him to walk it up.

by ross englind September 9, 2023

Elephant Walk

When you tuck your dick between your legs and parade around like an elephant, using your arm as its trunk, all while your friend joins behind you by grabbing your dick and acting like the elephants second half.

We got our ass kicked in our hockey game so we elephant walked into the shared shower after the game and you should have seen the look on their faces!

by Fake Banana May 12, 2024