dad wings

The fat that overhangs from the front of your dad’s stomach like two baby’s butt cheeks

Guy at the gym-“Damn, those are some gnarly dad wings!”
Your dad- “Yeah, I gotta do some aerobics to burn it off”

by TheGrandMansa June 8, 2021

Dad

404 error

Dad?

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 5, 2021

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

Wow after a heccas last night, I'm experiencing serious DADS

by captbrittiff February 8, 2017

Dad

The person that's still buying milk

Kid: Hey mum, where's dad?

Mother: Buying milk

by imtheasexualone November 26, 2022

Your Dad

got milk

Your dad went to get milk then when he came back you won the lottery.

by The Generic One May 19, 2022

Dad

A mythological creature who seems to dissapear its reproduces

Yeah my dad left when i was 3 but im not mad cuz he will come back

by Hey carla March 22, 2020

Dad

1) A person who makes terrible jokes.

2) A person who always leaves halfway through something.

Person 1: Knock knock
You: Fuck off dad.

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Person 1: We were playing CS:GO and he left halfway through the match.

You: Like my dad.

by ShadyDefinitions September 30, 2018