hand yourself

An alternative phase for when your too lazy to say you’re about to jerk off.

Bro are you really about to hand yourself? Shame.

by SquardWed March 19, 2021

hand game

great at fingering and pleasuring a someone with their hands

Oh my god last night was amazing, he had such great hand game.

by 11minutesaway March 23, 2020

hand grenade

Hand Grenade is the awesome Hedley song from the CD Famous Last Words

Megan- omg did you hear the new song Hand Grenade off of Hedleys new CD Famous Last Words?

Sally- nope

Megan- what a fucking fag you never heard Hand Grenade? pshh, i am dissapointed in you Sally

Sally- *goes home crying*

by sink_0r_swim November 19, 2007

ass handed

To chide, scold or reprimand; to deliver a mild rebuke; to request that one chill.

After Peach announced that any further posts containing his hairy-butt photo would henceforth be summarily deleted, Austin got his ass handed to him.

by dalnat January 20, 2009

Hand Jive

This is what Steve's grandmother did when she was tired, and did not want to have sex with her husband. You can almost sleep while doing this. It takes very little energy from the giver. And the receiver leaves you alone for a little while. Also known as, hand job, or jerking off.

hand jive

by Doyouevenknowwhoiam December 16, 2009

diamond hands

Holding on to a stock until it hits the moon

I bought 100 share of GME and I’m not selling because I have diamond hands.

by GameStonks January 29, 2021

Dante with both hands

When you hold an erect penis with one hand and "bop" it with the other hand.

"But Ms. Millnitch, Lucas is giving a dante with both hands in the bathroom!"

by StephBae March 10, 2017